xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(Source: j5h, via downcastdelusion)

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coelacanthteeth:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

(Source: princemotorcycle, via hi)

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australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

(via pizza)

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gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

(via orgasm)

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

My favourite thing on posts is when a url is there but the comment made isn’t so it’s as if someone just went 

image

(via megafishcookie)

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st0rmer:

when scientists do discover the center of the universe don’t be disappointed that its not you

(via orgasm)

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destiel-flavored-pie:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

destiellica:

carry-on-my-otp:

dirkology:

dirkology:

dirkology:

WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER

found my mom burning on the celing, so he vouched to find the thing that killed her, and so me and my brother grew up on the road and was taught how to kill monsters

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

HE SAID

take your brother outside as fast as you can 

(via whitemum)

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thirstfollower:

princesskenny456:

agianthordeofzombiesjust:

turnipss:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown

Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )

I once got grape juice that was grey and slime. I made the mistake of not looking before it slithered into my mouth.

my high school had to stop serving us milk and juice my freshman year because a bunch of kids got terrible food poisoning from it. we were all warned not to drink the juice and milk because it was filled with mold. every lunch period after that I always checked my food and I found molded cheese on a sandwitch, stale pizza, green tortillas and a bunch of other stuff. I know its not suppost to be 5 star food but 3 star would be nice.

my friend once found a staple in her chicken sandwich

(Source: ibukin, via megafishcookie)

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